I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
emma watson is perfect
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
let me just park my squid